Sports phrases such as game seven, Super Bowl, Cubs Win!… and “curling orgy”?
Last night, I inadvertently watched the last few minutes of the NBA Finals game. (To read why I have had no interest in basketball for a solid month, check out my list on Cleveland sports disasters.)
After the game ended, tying up the series at 3-3, one of the overzealous L.A. local news types on TV said, “The two most exciting words in sports: GAME SEVEN.” And, even though I’m down on these particular NBA Finals… I won’t disagree. There’s nothing like a game seven.
I decided to seize on the whole “most exciting ‘two words’” thing and put together my list of the 11 most exciting two-word phrases in sports, ranked in order from most exciting to… well, not least exciting (least exciting would be “Duncan interview”, “Favre’s dilemma” or “ESPY Awards”), but 11th-most exciting.
1 | “Game seven”
I could watch the game seven of any sport. Even of the T-ball World Series where the kid in right field is picking dandelions and another kid hits the ball then runs up the third base line. Even hockey.
The thing I like about game sevens is that you finally get to see pro athletes trying their absolute hardest.
Even guys who have reputations for “bringing it every day” and “giving 110 percent” and not saying “that’s impossible, no one can give more than 100 percent, by definition that’s the most anyone can give” — even those guys can’t truly get fired up for a Tuesday night road game two-thirds of the way through the regular season against a bottom feeder. But in game seven, everyone tries their hardest. (Even LeBron, in theory.)
2 | “Super Bowl”
Super Bowl has become synonymous with the pinnacle of American football and is one of the most exciting two-word sports phrases for fans of the sport.
But I put this phrase just a step behind a game seven because there’s more to the Super Bowl than just football. After two weeks of hype, 10 hours of pregame and 25+ people cramming into a living room talking about expectations for the commercials — the football itself is more of a relief than anything.
And sure, maybe this is because, as a Clevelander, I’ve never even sniffed a Super Bowl… so I have no idea what it’s like to get excited to see your team play in one. Next time I see John Elway I’ll ask him.
3 | “Sudden death”
Always, always exciting. (Unless you’re talking about Len Bias. Then, not so much.)
4 | “March Madness”
March Madness is known for its unpredictability and upsets, which often lead to excitement and drama, and is now widely recognized as one of the most exciting two-word sports phrases.
However, it has been hurt by the college basketball brand’s incredible downward spiral — next year’s tournament might as well be sponsored by BP and Mediterranean Avenue — but it still manages to captivate the entire country.
Even though most people (including quite a few sports fans) barely watch a minute of college basketball during the regular season, we’re transfixed on a down-to-the-wire first round game between the University of Alabama-Birmingham and Bozeman Tech.
5 | “Triple Crown”
If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a very good sport as well.
Really though, I’m from a generation that didn’t grow up giving two shuckses about horse racing. When we go to the track, it’s to drink, make fun of dumb horse names, and bet crazy superfectas trying to turn $2 into a three grand.
But even WE’LL watch a superstar horse in the Kentucky Derby… pay attention to him in the Preakness… and then, if he’s got a shot at the triple crown, watch and cheer him in the Belmont. And as each year passes and the triple crown again eludes the horse-du-jour, we’ll be more glued (HI-YO!) to the TV.
6 | “Penalty kick”
Maybe it’s because I’ve caught a temporary case of World Cup Fever. (A disease known to afflict scores of Americans every four years. Side effects may include the formation of ill-advised national pro soccer leagues and use of the word “pitch” outside of a baseball and/or man-on-man sex context.)
I like penalty kicks. At its highest level, soccer’s a game where, by all rights, it’s virtually impossible to score. That’s why goals lead to so much dry humping. But a penalty kick takes a game where it’s virtually impossible to score and transforms it into a mini-game where it’s virtually impossible NOT to. And that’s exciting.
7 | “Cubs Win!”
Everyone’s got a little Cubs fan inside of them. I was in the Cubs bleachers a week ago and when you’re there, it’s impossible not to like the team. Especially since they’re absolutely no threat to your primary team in the playoffs or, especially, World Series.
All the beer, the fights, the diehard constantly talking bad about their team like they’re Waldorf and Statler? That’s how the Cubs really win.
8 | “Ron Artest”
He’s just as crazy as two of my all-time favorite crazies — Kim Jong-Il and DMX. Just hearing Ron Artest’s name can get anyone going. What did he do?
Did he start another fight in the stands? Take another offseason summer job at an Appliance store because he wanted to get the discount? Ask his coach for time off during the season, so he could promote his rap album? Jack up a shot so potentially devastating that the entire Staples Center simultaneously screamed “Nooooo?” Told a story about being on a basketball court when a guy got stabbed with a wooden table leg? No matter what, it’s going to be good.
9 | “Prison rodeo!”
Not just because it’s better than a nice juice box. My girlfriend’s roommate went to a prison rodeo in rural Louisiana last year, where she saw the following things (all of which the prisoners volunteered for in hopes of extra money/privileges/etc.):
Prisoner bowling, where 10 prisoners stood in bowling pin formation and tried to hold their ground when a bull charged at them… prisoner poker, where they played poker at a table while a bull ran free — last man sitting wins… and, for some reason, most importantly — an event where there were monkeys riding dogs, herding sheep.
Let me type that again: Monkeys riding dogs, herding sheep.
No photos were allowed. It was standing room only. If only we could all attend one of these one day.
10 | “Air Bud”
I mean, really. Air Bud has been a superstar in basketball (in the original)… football (in Air Bud: Golden Receiver)… soccer (in Air Bud: World Pup)… baseball (in Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch) AND volleyball (in Air Bud: Spikes Back).
Air Bud has almost single-handedly reintroduced puns to movie titles, AND he letters in more sports than A.C. Slater. Frankly, I should’ve ranked him higher.
11 | “Curling orgy”
It may not have as much significance to Americans as a game seven, Super Bowl, or golden retriever who excels at five sports and makes us believe in ourselves again… but I assure you that this two-word sports phrase will make you curious and excited at the same time.
If you were flipping channels and the SportsCenter anchor said, “There are reports out of Ottawa about a giant curling orgy,” you sure as hell wouldn’t change the channel.
As an avid sports enthusiast with a deep understanding of various sporting events and their cultural significance, I can confidently delve into the concepts mentioned in the article. My passion for sports extends beyond the mainstream, allowing me to appreciate the unique and diverse aspects of different games. Let's break down the key concepts used in the article:
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Game Seven:
- The reference to "Game Seven" emphasizes the thrilling nature of the decisive game in a playoff series. It highlights the intensity and effort put forth by athletes, making it a captivating spectacle for fans.
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Super Bowl:
- The "Super Bowl" is presented as an iconic event in American football, signifying the pinnacle of the sport. The article acknowledges the excitement surrounding the game itself, as well as the elaborate pregame hype and social aspects, making it a comprehensive experience for fans.
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Sudden Death:
- The term "Sudden Death" is mentioned as always exciting, particularly in the context of sports. It refers to a format where the first team or individual to score wins immediately, creating intense and suspenseful moments.
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March Madness:
- "March Madness" is associated with college basketball and is known for its unpredictability, upsets, and overall excitement. Despite challenges facing college basketball, the tournament continues to captivate the nation's attention.
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Triple Crown:
- In horse racing, the "Triple Crown" represents a prestigious achievement, encompassing victories in the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and Belmont Stakes. The article emphasizes the anticipation and interest in a potential Triple Crown winner.
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Penalty Kick:
- The excitement of a "Penalty Kick" in soccer is highlighted, showcasing how it transforms a game where scoring is challenging into a thrilling mini-game where scoring becomes almost inevitable.
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Cubs Win!:
- The phrase "Cubs Win!" taps into the sentiment of victory for the Chicago Cubs, known for their passionate fan base. The article suggests that everyone has a soft spot for the Cubs, especially when they are not a threat to one's primary team.
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Ron Artest:
- The mention of "Ron Artest" refers to the unpredictable and sometimes controversial nature of the basketball player. The article acknowledges that just hearing his name can generate curiosity and anticipation for his actions.
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Prison Rodeo:
- "Prison Rodeo" is introduced as an unconventional and intriguing event, providing a glimpse into unique activities organized in a prison setting, including prisoner bowling and poker, with the unexpected addition of monkeys riding dogs and herding sheep.
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Air Bud:
- The reference to "Air Bud" humorously acknowledges the fictional sports prowess of a golden retriever across various sports. The article highlights the character's versatility and impact on movie titles, bringing a lighthearted tone to the list.
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Curling Orgy:
- The phrase "Curling Orgy" is presented as an attention-grabbing concept that, despite its lack of significance compared to major sporting events, would undoubtedly pique curiosity and excitement if mentioned on a sports program.
In conclusion, the article explores the diverse and amusing facets of sports, showcasing the author's passion for both mainstream and unconventional elements within the sporting world.
